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How come no one’s blogging anymore?!?!  Hope everyone is still following through.  Here’s a quick update from B & B, recently got new batteries for Bacal’s vibrator… it was my first time Bogie’s ever helped his Bacal use such a wacky device and it was pretty intense and awesome.  Also, on Friday morning we did our duty and ten minutes later a portion of our ceiling (8×6) fell down.  Not sure if it was the shotty worksmenship or our super power humping that caused the havoc, but I’d like to think it was the latter.   We’re making the earth quake, bitches!

Here’s rockin’ your world, kid… naked!

PS – No one was hurt from said incident.

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What if…

 

EXT. MANHATTAN – NIGHT

Bogie and Bacal exit a movie theater. The cold March air draws them close to each other as they make their way through the streets on a late Friday night.

Bacal

What if…?

Bogie
Then we deal with it.

Bacal
I’m terrified.

Bogie
Don’t be terrified.

Bogie stops Bacal and looks deep into her eyes and gives her a kiss of confidence.

Bogie
It’ll be ok.

Bacal
Just tell me I’m not.

Bogie looks away as they continue walking down the street.

Bogie
You’re not.

Bacal
Are you sure?

Bogie
I don’t know.

She tightly grabs hold of his hand as they enter into the 24 hour Walgreens.

INT. WALGREENS – CONT.

The couple weave their way through the grossly florescent lit aisles, still holding hands.

Bacal
Where the hell are they?

Bogie
There should be a big red sign.

Bacal
Here they are…

Bogie

Well, I guess we don’t want to get a cheap one. Which…?

Bacal
This one.

Bogie
Get two.

Bacal
Do you need anything else?

Bogie
Do they sell booze?

INT. APARTMENT – TWENTY FOUR MINUTES LATER

Exiting the bathroom Bacal looks across the room at Bogie.

Bacal
So… you hungry?

Bogie
Not really. How long?

Bacal
About a minute. What if…

Bogie
Then we’ll deal with it.

Bacal
Don’t say it.

Bogie sifts through a pile of mail, picking out the junk and throwing it away.

Bogie
Can I through away these magazines?

Bacal
No. I’m still reading them.

Bogie
I should walk the mutt.

Bacal
Ok.

Bogie goes to the door to grab the leash. Milo, an adorable beagle that looks much younger than he is, eagerly jumps about his legs.

Bacal
Wait.

Bogie
Do you want me to look?

Bacal
Yes.

Like tearing off a band-aid, Bogie quickly walks to the bathroom. Bacal hesitently follows.

INT BATHROOM – CONT.

The two stare at the small blue negative sign. Both breath a sigh of relief. The are quiet for a moment, as they hug each other. Bacal looks up at Bogie, he has a concerned look.

Bacal
What?

Bogie
I need to start taking care of you as if you were.

He kisses her and holds her close.

Bacal
Do you want me to walk Milo with you?

Bogie

No. I’m hungry.

Bacal
I’ll make a pizza.

Fade out as an excited mutt playfully leaps and scampers around a happy Bogie and Bacal.

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Yes We Can

11:35pm – Yes We Did.

4:05am – Yes We Did.

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So we’re more than a couple of weeks into this and we’ve experienced our first major hump. (pun intended)  We live in an open loft space approximately 850 sq ft.  We have no doors, except for the one to our small bathroom and front door.  There are a set of lovely curtains that we can enclose our bed in if and when we have guests, which is exactly who we’ve had with us last week.

The first was a good friend of Bogart’s who had come into town to surprise our good friend for his bachelor party.  Bacal also attended the bachelorette party and between the two of us we drank enough to give a horse alcohol poisoning.   Right after our first guest left, we had a friend of Bacal’s come a calling and we hosted her a night too.  Now both of these friend’s are standing up in our wedding party, so ‘nuestro casa es su casa’ (is my Spanish right on that one?).  Though we consider them close friends, they ain’t that close that we’re gonna put on a show for them.  Try as we might, the proximity and situation of having guests made us miss a day of ‘giving it up’. Sorry, but even Catholics get to have meat on Friday’s during Lent, so this was our day of rest.  Hope everyone else is keeping on their groove thang!  Bogie & Bacal have had their first miss.

Although we have made a mighty come back! We recently have gone to the wedding of the aforementioned bachelor/bachelorette, so love has been all around and abundant!

Here’s lookin’ at you kid… naked.

Bogie & Bacal

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Day 15

han-and-leia2Day 15 and still going strong. Thanks to the higher powers for vibrators.*

*This message was sponsored by Vibrators.

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A Real Treat

berternieWe love this experiment.  You’d think that making something like sex so routine would make it boring, but we’re finding just the opposite.  Whereas it was easy to find an excuse before, we now make the time, each and every day.  And it’s good.

But we decided that we wanted to figure out a way to share this with our friends, and with anybody who might stumble on this blog and want to see if this is for real.  

After much hemming and hawing, we decided to throw caution to the wind and give you a glimpse into our bedroom.  It’s a bold move, but although we’re Bert & Ernie, we never said this would be a G-rated blog.  

We shot some video in our bedroom, and you can find it here.

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jes-and-logan2This truly is a blast…and in more ways than one. 

At first, I have to admit, I was concerned that sex/love making would become boring and somewhat standardized.  I am glad to say that the opposite has occurred.  It is now something we look forward every day.    We have had to be creative given that Jess has been under the weather and that we’ve both been working twelve to fifteen hours a day.  Self-love, we must admit, has played a part on some days, but ironically, it is pleasant with a companion, especially one that you love. 

 

Here’s to more lovin,

Jessica’s Logan

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